Environmental “Poetry” (Yet Again)

There once was a coal company,

Which fought cap-and-trade mightily.

“Costs too much,” they complained,

“Emissions can’t be contained,

Or our profits will face jeopardy.”

There once was a scientist (or two),

Whose work couldn’t pass peer review:

“It’s all cosmic rays,

Or perhaps high-level haze,

Or something else besides plain CO2.”

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