More Environmental “Poetry”

A couple of ditties sent to us by some friends:

There once was a climate denier

Who said, “Let the carbon go higher.

From the facts let us run,

‘Cause coal’s cheap by the ton,

And who cares if the planet’s on fire?”

There once was a man named Inhofe,

Whose knowledge of science was soft.

He thought up was down,

And math made him frown.

The data he simply blew off.

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